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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, theyre talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch.". Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.". Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?'. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, "Women and children first!" how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . . Women want to fight men for equal pay, but how often do they fight a man for the check? . . . And any man who questions a woman's physical capabilities gets branded a sexist -- but who do they call when there's a spider to be killed? Convenient feminism -- crackpot theory or dangerous lunacy? Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
I think we all remember that those first months after the attack, this country really was a very different country. I think we were ready to do anything. I think we would have marched into hell behind this guy. . . . I think nobody in a position of leadership, not the Democrats, not the president, asked anyone in this country to rethink or redo anything. The most they asked us to do was to keep the economy going, to shop and go see shows again and travel. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11? Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
. . . remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard. Bill Maher Quote More Bill Maher Quotes 0 3
