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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. Mark Twain Quote More Mark Twain Quotes 0 3